Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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