So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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