Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
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Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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