Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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