I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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