The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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