I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Please don't give away my fajitas
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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