why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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