I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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