That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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