we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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