he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I forget how to act sober
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