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Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
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A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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