i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Randomize
