At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i dont even know how to be here
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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