You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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