He is like the real live version of the state fair..
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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