So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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