Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
