Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Randomize
