When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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