Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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