Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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