she looked like the before picture.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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