He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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