For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
