i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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