i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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