I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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