last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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