Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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