Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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