So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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