Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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