I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
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