youre lurking in front of me
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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