he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I enjoy the company of your penis
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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