i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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