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• (217): View more from Illinois

  you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...

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  please don't ever take me to a strip club again...

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"

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• (714): View more from California

  It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.

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• (415): View more from California

  While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex

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  Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo

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