this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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