i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
