How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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