I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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