I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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