I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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