I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
if only i could text you this smell
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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