So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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