im drinking this country out of the recession.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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