Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
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I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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