lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
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she peed on how many people?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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