check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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