This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
FUCK WHALES
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