Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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