I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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