I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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