Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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