College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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