dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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